Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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