what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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