i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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