Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
where am i from again
I checked into jail on foursquare
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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