i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
