Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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