i don't like sucking hair
oh god the rape fog is back!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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