I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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