At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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