I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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