Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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