I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
