The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't think brook has ever known best
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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