I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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