1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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