I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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