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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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