is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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