He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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