can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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