I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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