Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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