Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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