I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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