I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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