Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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