I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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