sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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