How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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