No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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