I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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