I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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