people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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