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(772): View more from Florida

Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend

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(313): View more from Michigan

Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!

(1-313): View more from Michigan

"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"

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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.

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(812): View more from Indiana

McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?

(1-812): View more from Indiana

All of them

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail

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(406): View more from Montana

I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday

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(917): View more from New York City

Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke

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