its not stalking. its research.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
