I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I have fence marks all over my body
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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