i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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