But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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