She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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