I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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