glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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