my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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