That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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