I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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