They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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