Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
birth control should be required to get into college
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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