Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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