sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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