I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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