wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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