this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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