she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
high people should be assigned attendants
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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