90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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