I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I would fuck him just for his dog
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