Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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