Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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