I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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