Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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