was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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