i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Don't make out with my wife yet
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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